Dear Santa,
It's been a long year. I wasn't ALWAYS good, but it's so hard. Anyway here it is.
1. I want a job with little to no responsibility.
2. The job MUST pay very well.
3. I want a brand new car. Custom. That everyone will notice and be jealous of.
4. I want to win the lottery. I don't want to work ever.
5. I want a mansion. My own T.V. show. and a Hot Husband.
6. I want botox, and lyposuction.
7. I want a to marry a wealthy man, and have affairs with hot men behind his back.
8. I want to be barren because abortions are time consuming.
9. I want a huge wardrobe that shows as much skin as possible.
10. As for the kids I already have, give them what they want and give me the money to send them to boarding school.
Santa, if you give me all these things I promise to be good next year!
Dear Jesus,
Please give me the spirit of giving and making this Holiday all about You. Help me to bring the reason for the Holiday to people who might not even know. Lord, let me bring You to someone who doesn't know You. Let me be a beacon of light to my family and friends and help re direct this day away from the jolly fat man and selfishness and onto You and giving to others and being merciful as You did and You are. And Lord, the woman who wrote that letter above is real. You know that. I don't know her and I can't help her. If You bring her to me, I will try and share You with her. Lord, let me be a disciple for You this Season! That is my Christmas prayer. With all the love in my heart, Your daughter and Servant ~Jen
Merry Christmas to all of you! May the Lord shine bright in your homes and hearts this Holiday Season!
*The Jesus Loving Princess*
*Blessed are you when men hate you, when they exclude you and insult you and reject your name as evil, because of the Son of Man. Luke 6:22 *
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