Convenient Denominations (The ME Church)

So, I was wondering... I'd like to find a church that worships at 3 AM is completely Woman Powered, making sure to badmouth men at every given opportunity, oh and of course, let's refer to God as a woman too... The sad thing, I probably can find that church. If not, I could make up and have a nice band of followers. We're in the age of the ME church. I want church MY way just like Burger King. If I can't have it MY way then I won't go. I won't call denominations into question just yet (my respectful nod to the ME church I guess) but let's just say you're a man, and you're on the couch watching T.V., no interest in God whatsoever, when all of a sudden the news comes on. Before you have the chance to flip the channel it's a story about a Polygamist Camp Bust. Hold on! Wait a minute! These guys have the market cornered. "Religion" AND women! The ME church! The churches that cater to homosexuality: No consequences or anything, "God loves you not matter what you do (TRUE) and He/She just wants you to be happy." (NOT TRUE) However, if I were a homosexual, I'd want to go to church where I didn't have to be accountable for my sin. The ME church. It's everywhere! From extreme cases to more subtle cases. It can be as simple as a pastor who refuses to call sin sin. He may not want to be called on the Politically Correct Carpet, or he may have been approached by someone who felt the consequences of sin are offensive. Now, the pastor, not wanting to lose any of his "flock" will tone down his sermons a bit. "Repent on Sunday for what you've been up to all week." (Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning) Physicians Heal Thyselves! Stand strong to pressure from parishioners! Sin is sin! The Bible is the One True Word of God and no other. The ME church has got to go! Offend me and make me accountable for my sin! The lord convicts me anyway don't sugar coat the serious ramifications of sin!

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23

*The Jesus Loving Princess*

*Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.
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